Allow me to share with you how my day went.
First I got up real fuckin early and went to the dentist so that he could tell me I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.
Then I had a good lunch with good friends. But that's the only good thing that happened all fucking day.
Then I went to the Y but was forced to leave because all of Darby High School was there. And that's no good.
Then I went to the thrift store with Suzanne. Then my driver's license, social security card, and ATM card were stolen out of my car, along with every single god damn CD I own.
I have a really bad headache, my stomach hurts, and my lips are really chapped.
And now I have to write college entrance essays, so, essentially, now I get to kiss peoples' asses.
Then I'm probably going to go out and murder people. And be very violent.
Probably not though. I'm probably just going to eat a bagel and read my book. But I'm going to be very pissed off, in any case. So fuck off.
People who steal things out of other peoples' cars suck. That's what I learned today.
But despite this piece of shit day, everything else is fucking great. And in August I'm going on a 2 month trip around the US called GeoJourney and it's going to be the coolest thing I've ever done. |